Design Notes

MONSTERS

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"Taste the Painbow"

What is the reason heroes wield gigantic oversized weapons? Answer: To battle giant oversized man/woman-eating, vicious monsters of doom, death and destruction!!!! Unless of course, you can talk them into being your BFF... "Best Fiend Forever." The hulking red fellow in the back is know as "Red Bull." His item drop is Wings. Naturallly... *coughs* Red Bull gives you wings. We are going to spend a few posts talking about everyone's favorite monsterous monstery topic: MONSTERS. When looking at fantasy games today, I feel like the app store is a sea of uninspired, shallow, and overly serious games designed to make you click a buy button. To differentiate ourselves, our team is building a heavily inspired, deep, and over-the-top funny game... *coughs* but, um, please do still click any potential buy buttons. (We still need to eat.) Since the goal of this new game is to be played in very short bursts, so the games humor needs to be baked into the monsters. We only have two monsters colored so far. They look more evil than funny. Which is perfect. I asked Thyton to make the monsters as evil and menacing as possible. Yesterday, he drew a horrifying fuzzball wizard named "Harry Otter" and a beastious Hog-wart covered boar with a lightning shaped bacon tail called "Porkachu." I choose you Porkachu! Porkachu's bacon attack is supper effective!

Comment Question: Monster Puns! The gloves are off. Do you have an idea for an over the top parody monster? For example, we were thinking of a time traveling Minotaur area boss named Doctor Moo. He travels in blue outhouse... we would tell you its name but it is udderly innapropriate. What ideas do you have? Combine something you love, with something absurdly strange that makes you laugh. Give it a try :-)

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Nasko9797
Nasko9797: Samurai Pandas. That would be cool :D
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pingpom3
pingpom3: maybe... just maybe....
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pingpom3
pingpom3: hows abouts... hmmmm..... maybe blender man? hes a big skinny blender that eats fruit. and he hates heroes cause his bro bro was this big famous hero.
Artix
Artix: Haha! Blenderman. Slenderman's overweight cousin who is trying to juice his way back into a pair of skinny jeans. If only he was not trying to Blend humans!
Artix
Artix: Creepersauras Rex -- he would explode but he cannot reach the detonator with his tiny T-Rex hands.
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Paradox
Paradox: Lol Minecraft parody XD
Artix
Artix: Slender Woman - the internet horror icon's bitter x-girlfriend.
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pingpom3
pingpom3: what about jeff the driller? an insane miner with a huge drill.
Artix
Artix: Pirates of the CareBearBeings. Cuddly cutthroats of the 7 seas. (Man, that one was un-bear-able.
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Artix
Artix: Game of Porcelain Thrones. "You flush, or you die."
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PegasusSaint
PegasusSaint: Frezor an alien who wants to conquer the universe with his cold and poorly preserved food
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Artix
Artix: The cast of characters can contain "Pickle-O", "Vegita-ble" and "Trunks of Food"
The Extraordinary Mr. E
The Extraordinary Mr. E: Doctor Hoot - Time traveling owl?
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pingpom3
pingpom3: i'm using alot of creepy pastas for mine.... maybe... DUCK NORRIS? a very mortal duck whos also a cowboy.
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Artix
Artix: Duck Norris! Hah! That quacks me up :-)
velc
velc: Wait what is Porkachu's bacon attack super-effective against Pancake? Mine demolition parody of mine craft. Wait I barely even know about mine craft how do I parody somethong i don't even know that well
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Artix
Artix: (Going German on this one.) Das ist MeinCraft! Neight YourCraft!
velc
velc: I'm a 1/16th german yah german
velc
velc: Schoolhouse paper. Rock-Paper scissors + Plus School house rock?
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Artix
Artix: Oooooh! I want to play: Dwyane Johnson, Edward Scissorhands, School House Rock!
Asterisk
Asterisk: Utterly? Don't you mean Udderly? *SNRT* Okay. A dragon with only it's front legs so it has to drag itself everywhere.. A broken jukebox.. and an old fighting game arcade machine. Maybe change the labels and what joke-game the machine is for periodically.
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velc
velc: Captain Canada
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velc
velc: captain america parody anyone
Lythero
Lythero: it exists, sadly
AkizaBullseye
AkizaBullseye: I think Canadian Crusaider sounds much better but I like the idea.
Tonemaro
Tonemaro: Perhaps you should change the rank... Corporal Canada? Colonel Canada? That sort of thing.
velc
velc: Clifford the small blue dog
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velc
velc: actually thst reminds me of blues clues
Rexxus
Rexxus: Artix MONSTERS
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Artix
Artix: Master Chef - the armored, laser gun toting soldier with a chef hat.
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velc
velc: Artix you sure are making quite a few posts AIT BZZT GOING INTO Bzzztt PUN over lord ZAP NOoo.
Artix
Artix: You should hear me in real life.
velc
velc: NOOO MORE NO MORE boooop Back online ready for more puns sir
velc
velc: Bat a flying black Baseball bat with wings It could happen
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Artix
Artix: The Vumpire calls the game, "STRIKE!"
Rexxus
Rexxus: Game Link verca Artix
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phlynch
phlynch: a wasp, lobster, spider, thing, or is that just a scorpion?
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Artix
Artix: "Lobstrider" - Half Lobster, Half Spider, all terrifying... and somewhat delicious when served at sea food restaurants.
velc
velc: Hey artix in theory if I went to the secret underground lab dressed as a zombie and you opened the door what would happen?
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Artix
Artix: Super short yet ultra memorable visit? I am sure the wounds would heal over time.
velc
velc: sure you wouldnt heal me after you figured out I wasn't a zombie?
ElrynWarmage
ElrynWarmage: A Heal over time on an undead would be adding insult to DoT.
Isis
Isis : The Undead Plot Bunnies
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Artix
Artix: OMG! The zombie Rabbit just rab-BIT him on the neck!
velc
velc: Earth cake everytime you hit it an earth quake happens you hope it doesn't get obliterated so you can eat it afterwards
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Isis
Isis : Tarantula + Tulips = Tarantulaps
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Artix
Artix: Fight the Ficus... Fightcus!
ghost5390
ghost5390: the full games where people fight in a arena and who ever wins gives othere people food
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velc
velc: do you think these will make it into the game or are these just here to have people laugh to undeath
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raveolot86
raveolot86: a yellow and black scorpion ninja with a whip for a till named scorja
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velc
velc: This is giving me an uncontrollable urge to listen to the rainbow connection
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The Extraordinary Mr. E
The Extraordinary Mr. E: Smog the Dragon (Smaug - "The Hobbit")
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Lyraxiana
Lyraxiana: Screaming Devils (Weeping Angel opposites), shadows made of stardust, walking pretzels... if I think of anything I'll post but I used all of my inspiration potions on a story I wrote last night. Sorry!
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icefang5
icefang5: it would really be screaming demons(since there is only one devil/satan)
Tonemaro
Tonemaro: Skyworms: Flying water-loving segmented creatures that hide in clouds. Cannot abide music or anything else rhythmic. Excrete a salt.
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icefang5
icefang5: A hurricane that has found a whip and explorers hat and is named "windiana jones".Also,a flying fan that has super cold powers named "superfan".
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icefang5
icefang5: Another suggestion...an evil,animated shopping kart that gives you food/health when defeated...
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khamees_Xi
khamees_Xi: mabe you could try some evil caractors instead of monsters
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Gareon
Gareon: Food Ninjas(TMNT) Corn Ninjas, Pizza Ninjas, Potato Ninjas, Tomato Ninjas, Banana Ninjas, ect.
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velc
velc: Cheesy Punch Its a Cheesy pun
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velc
velc: The tiger king
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Kvasir
Kvasir: The Squirrelosaur! A giant player eating squirrel with *tiny* front arms!
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velc
velc: Santa clause sheriff of the grammar police i'm the deputy though
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Tonemaro
Tonemaro: Making you a subordinate clause...
Kazuma
Kazuma: 1. Sack-Man. Pac-man's head covered with a sack. Wait, isn't Pac-man's entire body his head anyway? 2. Deva Unit-02. Deva means "god." Maybe we can have a collection of these giant robot gods? That would be 14, including Unit 01... but there's also the MPs to think about. Just an idea, though. 3. Tenshee. Combination of "tenshi" and "banshee". A screaming black angel, perhaps? 4. Maoou.Combination of "maou" and "moo". A giant evil devil cow? 5. Herculeese. Hercules plus cheese. No explanation needed. 6. Bahen. Bacon plus hen. The Chickencow's nemesis. 7. Guilty Clown. Reference to "Guilty Crown." ...Am I beginning to sound too otaku here? 8. Shinobee. Zombee. The Great Gatsbee. Anything that ends with "bie", "by" or "bi" will work. Self explanatory. 9. Verethragnu. "Verethragna" plus "gnu", or a wildebeest. You won't get this unless you watch Campione!. ...Actually, does anybody get any of these at all? 10. Megummy. "Megami" plus "gummy". I would expect a giant gummy bear goddess for this one. Maybe similar to the one from Mechquest? Anyway, this is the last one, until my terrible pun skills recover again. What do you all think about these?
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Kazuma
Kazuma: Revision: In bullet 2, that should be "including Unit 00." I'm pretty picky about these minor details...maybe too much?
Kazuma
Kazuma: 11. Lucifur. When the dog becomes the ruler of the underworld instead of the guard.
Kazuma
Kazuma: 12. Starred Buck. A highly caffeinated, highly strung, and highly dangerous deer. It's probably all the sugar in that coffee that makes him go into periodic violent spasms.
SamX
SamX: I understand this all, this makes me feel like I have read too much manga, LNs and animes.
Kazuma
Kazuma: Don't worry, SamX. There's no such thing as reading/watching too much manga, light novels, visual novel, sound novels, and anime! Be proud that you're otaku-ish enough to understand this all!
NoLynch
NoLynch: Pretzel Baron. Robber Baron, but with pretzels.
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Malchior
Malchior: Panther Tank: A giant metal skinned panther that spits explosive hairballs.
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Tonemaro
Tonemaro: On that same idea you could do a tiger tank
Kazuma
Kazuma: How about Girls Und Panther? (Panther is substituted for Panzer here.)
Malchior
Malchior: Super Troll: A troll who is a troll, include the troll face somewhere on the monster, maybe the troll's face could be designed based on the troll face.
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Malchior
Malchior: skeletin: A skeleton who wears tin cans as armour, when killed drops random consumable.
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AkizaBullseye
AkizaBullseye: Thorarsuarus Rex. Thor the Thunder God combined with a T Rex. Maybe something to do with the pun "Loki dokie". Example when challeged to battle he accepts by saying "Loki dokie" hinting towards his step brother or something like that.
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AkizaBullseye
AkizaBullseye: The Thorarsuarus Rex only comes out on Thorsday (Thursday pun). Just an extra punny idea. ;)
Tonemaro
Tonemaro: Technically Thorsday wouldn't be a pun because that's the actual origin of the word Thursday... But the Loki Dokie thing is pretty funny
velc
velc: Thursday is actually thorsday thursday was origanilly called thor's day I'm pretty sure it came from vikings or somethon I don't really know
AkizaBullseye
AkizaBullseye: I understand Thorsday as a pun so please don't ruin the "moment". Good to know I guess, but still, you don't have to trample my idea. :/ I have a LONG list of Thor puns I could share. Livin la Vida Loki, Thor'eal (Shampoo), Thorse (horse), Arms so Thor, Thor as the number four, Thor de France, Thor people (for people), Thor stars (four stars), Thorlorn (forlorn), Thorget (forget), Gone to Thor (gone to far), Thor crying out loud (for crying out loud), knife and thork (knife and fork), May I have some Thor (may I have some more), I feel Thory for (I feel sorry for), Thorsight (foresight), Thor shame (for shame), Thord place (third place), I Thorgive you (I forgive you), Thormor
AkizaBullseye
AkizaBullseye: Thormer glory (former glory), and Thortunate ( fortunate). I coould actually keep going but this bunch should do for now. My previous reply was accidentally posted before completion. xD Anyways for "my" idea the Thorarsaurus Rex comes out as a Thorsday exclusive and answers only in puns when spoken to. Loki Dokie is for when it accepts a battle request and maybe he'll say things like "I'm thory, have i gone to thor?" and other silly yet punny things. It only speaks and understands puns. Perhaps it could be Artix's new friend? Also I drew a pic that I'll comment a link to later.
Gjappy
Gjappy: Crunchy Cookie Crab.
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SamX
SamX: Queen Kong, A giant monstrous, bulky gorrilla, with a pretty pink bow on his head.
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SamX
SamX: her head, sorry.
KeepLoLing
KeepLoLing: Egad, Dage's Rival :D
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KJinx101
KJinx101: Monster Idea: Harlem Shack-rat
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Malchior
Malchior: Sir Pent: A snake in armor who dreams of becoming a knight.
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LordOfLag
LordOfLag: They have that one in Dragonfable...
Damian_N.
Damian_N.: there's already a sir pent in dragon fable...
KeepLoLing
KeepLoLing: Artix! maybe Egad, Dage's rival :D That would be fun, make him like Wear white and red and make him the overlord of the L.I.V.I.N.G('L'ight and 'I'nformation and 'V'illians and 'N'oobs for 'G'ood) army. That would be cool :D.
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Damian_N.
Damian_N.: Sorry, but there's no second 'I'.
KJinx101
KJinx101: And has the Idea of AQ3D just been dropped??? I like omni and all... but I'd like to see something with AQ3D. I know you said that AQ3D tests will be continued but... well I hope someone understands
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Xizon
Xizon: PUNisher. Monster Type: Demon
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KJinx101
KJinx101: Another Monster Idea: White Chicks[as in baby chickens] with human legs. It should be called... a white chick
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Ricapica
Ricapica: Ex-box...a box that spawns ex monsters that were considered as bad ideas
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poultryking
poultryking: kernel kluck owner of KFH "Kernel's Fried Human" who leads his poultry army to corporate success and satisfying Monster hunger.
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Damian_N.
Damian_N.: Plasticgear parody of metalgear. Liquidsnake parody of solidsnake. Giantaur opposite of a minotaur. Multicorn parody of a inucorn. And Light Wizard parody of YU-GI-OH's dark magician.
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Damian_N.
Damian_N.: *unicorn*
Ricapica
Ricapica: The thesaurus...a dinosaur made of words :P
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Tonemaro
Tonemaro: "Ill-iad"-Mycenean Period greek warrior who coughs and deals disease/poison damage. Could also do an "Odd-sea."
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Damian_N.
Damian_N.: Youtubers: livinglox parody of deadloxmc, grounddoesskycraft parody of skydoesminecraft, and lightlavakips parody of huskymudips. My time is PST so you're probably at home right now.
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Damian_N.
Damian_N.: Going for minecraft. A sneaker.
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Damian_N.
Damian_N.: evilbrine get it (herobrines is evil) you can figure it out you're smart
Damian_N.
Damian_N.: Manspider!! not spiderman! It's manspider... manspider
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velc
velc: THE PUNS THE UNRELENTING PPPPUUUuuuuunnnnnns!!!!
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MetalC3
MetalC3: Phonic! The world's most literate hedgehog.
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MetalC3
MetalC3: C3KO, the golden boxing robot. He specializes in fighting etiquette.
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Tonemaro
Tonemaro: Spare Hoods: Kind of like DragonFable's "Spare Parts" monster but using the multitude of different Robin Hood movies/actors. It does need a better name, though.
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kabimarta1
kabimarta1: I've got one! Beanstalker, a combination of the words beanstalk and stalker. A beanstalk-like monster that attacks with beans and leaves. When beaten, he drops beans that you can consume to replenish some health.
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superbat3
superbat3: wow no news on AQ3d why should i be suprised. will probably be a waste of time like Oversoul
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Zerad
Zerad: Have you been paying attention to the posts about AQ3d getting slowed down, because of Unity dropping Flash? If your gonna go complain, at least know why there won't be news for awhile on AQ3d.
Seshru
Seshru: Shamrock Holmes
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Zapdroid
Zapdroid: 1.The wi-ZARD of Oz: A Zard with a wizard hat or something? That's all I got right now...
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Zapdroid
Zapdroid: 2. My Little Pwny
Kazuma
Kazuma: MLP, huh? Sounds like you would get along well with Korin and Practel.
Seshru
Seshru: Shamrock Homes: a leprechaun detective who uses a 4 leaf clover magnifying glass and extreme luck to solve crimes...not really a monster but he could be one...
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oreo876
oreo876: "Ar'tics'" a clock version of Artix. Or an artix made from tic tacs
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redpanda2016
redpanda2016: im eating skittles right now :)
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Ark_Zong
Ark_Zong: 1. Darth Gator, an alligator who sought to control more then just his swamp.... :D 2. Jario, a jar with some weird magical thing inside it that can also jump and has a J on the cap 3. Artist von Cheater, an artist who actually cheats by stealing art before its revealed to anybody, Its also artix from a different dimension XD 4. Laughter Cheif, instead of the serious Master Cheif all the halo fans love, this one is more of a slack-off laid back version of master cheif 5. Iconic (parody of Sonic) Ebilcorp held an audition for an iconic character, Chairman Platinum saw Iconic and thought to himself "these guys are fools, I'L be the icon!" and so Iconic never got the job) 6. Sir Bee (kirby) a Bee who can change from yellow with black stripes to black with yellow stripes. Sir Bee is a butler who also served as a Stealthy Bee in the ArBee (army) 7. Hungry Jerks (Angry Birds) these guys are always hungry, but there not Jerks, its short for Jerky :D 8. Shortal (Portal) Archer Physics invented a device that can shoot arrows that make portals, the problem is that it only works with short people 9. Silly (Twilly) Like twilly but Blue with the same staff but with cracks witch results in his healing sometimes having side effects 10. Twin Headed Dog (One eyed doll) The name of a band similar to their mirror realm self, but with a pet two headed dog 11. J64D (AQ3D) instead of the hero being you, its actually J6! play as the robot helmet himself (itself?) and take over bodies, and go on alot of adventures with your robot buddy L.O.L, crackin nuts and bolts along with jokes, feel the hyper speed in your face with the 4D stuff
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Ark_Zong
Ark_Zong: this was soooo long XD
BladeMaster
BladeMaster: Or Tinderella; a burnt princess ;D Or a tinder-box princess, lol
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Gammarai
Gammarai: Just saying, but, uh... I suggest you take some tips from Epic Battle Fantasy. That series is almost exactly what you're aiming for. :) It can be found on Kongregate and Newgrounds. Just a friendly suggestion. :)
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BladeMaster
BladeMaster: How about Thesaurus Rex? Like, it be an extremely big book and it's words will overwhelm you c:
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velc
velc: heh funny
KeepLoLing
KeepLoLing: Egad, Dage's worst enemy! :)
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captaindoom
captaindoom: adult mutent warroir rabbits (aka)teenage mutent ninja turtles
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captaindoom
captaindoom: doctor squid kinda like doctor octapus but less arms
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undeadarti
undeadarti: I'm not the only one here that watches ultimate spider-man!Doc.Oct!
captaindoom
captaindoom: boar a its a hog that acts like thor but all his attacks are based around hog pouducts like the hammer of ham or the bacon gun
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GriffinFire
GriffinFire: Daenerys Stormbun: an adorable bunny who commands three terrifying dragons!
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MondezX
MondezX: Orkge(Ork/Ogre) - I SMASH!!! ... I think... I dun't know what to smash.
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Fuzzyink
Fuzzyink: Monster's Frankenstein? It probably drops stolen body parts, maybe there is a "brainy" helmet among them. ..aaand Franken's not ALIVE! It's UNALIVE?! or NONALIVE?!
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PhantomLord Xyrie
PhantomLord Xyrie: The PUNisher punisher parody who spews puns the entire fight the only way to make it stop is to defeat him by telling an even worse pun
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Kriss
Kriss: Manster Hunter - Flame element Drakal dressed in Human Skin armor, and wielding several variations of Human Bone Weapons
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Kriss
Kriss: Like a cross between The character from Monster Hunter, and Anthropomorphic Rathalos
protronicus
protronicus: cool idea! glad to see that i'm not the only one who plays monster hunter around here.
Kriss
Kriss: Me too, I thought it might be a bit geeky though
Fife M
Fife M: It is geeky, but not as geeky as it could be... Four cheers for Monster Hunter!!
LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Justin Beaver. A horrible shrieking-banshee beaver that kills with sound waves.
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Vinibark
Vinibark: I TOTALY AGREE JUSTIN SUCKS
LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Dage the sneevil should be an enemy! I couldn't get enough of that!
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LordOfLag
LordOfLag: The Incredible Bulk. A tiny blue man that was affected by Alpha radiation.
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Z Man
Z Man: How about this for a boss? The Pink Artix!
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undeadarti
undeadarti: The Pink Artix?Sounds like something Beleen would make...The Gray Artix sounds more cool
LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Gian enemone Crab. Hit the weak spot for massive damage!
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LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Geddit? Kinda obscure, I know, but...
Clergy
Clergy: Based off of real battles from ancient Japan? I think yes!
LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Someone got it! Good, Clergy!
LordOfLag
LordOfLag: The grim weeper. He cries you to your DOOM!
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LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Sleeping Angels. Don't blink, if you do, they can't move!(weeping angels from Doctor Who)
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LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Stupor man. He was so lame he had to learn how to fly.(not very different from super man, though...)
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LordOfLag
LordOfLag: The fiddler. A rather dumb man who can't take a clu.(the riddler, Batman)
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LordOfLag
LordOfLag: oops. Clue, NOT clu...
LordOfLag
LordOfLag: The aviator, the master of all four biplanes. I believe the aviator can save the world.
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LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Avatar, I thought it would be obvious
LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Ruby do'. A talking sleuth dog who has a real good hair job.
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LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Scooby doo, if you couldn't guess.
LordOfLag
LordOfLag: Man, I just drowned this with comments....
Gjappy
Gjappy: a Dun-Dum-Moose
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Derpyfire
Derpyfire: Veg-table-Eater (DBZ)
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Damian_N.
Damian_N.: Me:Vageta what's the scouter say about these puns?! Vageta:IT'S OVER 1000! Me:That's not that bad...
Tiamaat
Tiamaat: Cat-a-pull-tail (you know pull my finger? pull this cats tail, maybe it has the same effect but it should work more or less like a catapult)
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Tiamaat
Tiamaat: Here's some more Ram Page: school or office work got you down? It will now with it's fierce horns. Freezer(DBZ): It will destroy you all... slowly and then there's desert! Kenshin Femura(Ruroni Kenshin): the legendary hero slayer wielding a femur or femur handled katana. Melt in Mouths: Mouths full of melted chocolate candy, since they don't melt in your hands. Gray Skull(He-Man): it has the Poweeeeerrrrrr! and Sporko: the clumsy magical spork. Gum-Ra the Everlasting (Thundercats): Ancient Spearmints of Evil transform this chewed form! Veloci-Rapper: This dino has some bling and knows how to sing (not the best rap rhyme I knowe). Book Wyrm: Is it a book? Is it a dragon? Do you really have time to think about that? Pie-Eye: It's a pie with an eye that shoots lasers? Duck Taped Mummy: When you don't have good insurance there's always duck tape? It is all purpose. Siamese Siamese Cats: the arch rival of Cerberus. Noobiean Lion: Acts like a tough lion but asks a lot of questions. l33t 33l(wasn't this in AQ Classic? still good tho): You're more likely to get hacked than shocked by this eel. Psyclops: A psychic cyclops. It's third eye is it's only eye. Cubey(Kyuubi from Naruto): A fiery nine tailed cube fox of destruction. Edgar Raven Poet: A tragic Raven who will see you nevermore after it kills you. The Write Knight (rather than white knight): After all the pen is mightier than the sword. Boom Box: It's explosive and makes the neighbors complain. Smart Phone: It's so smart it's now an evil genius. The End: Perhaps a monster (the dreaded full moon?) but actually the end of my suggestions :)
Malchior
Malchior: Pork Chops: A pig who has mastered karate and has gone on a revenge spree against humans for their crime of consuming his race.
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Goldgrip
Goldgrip: Octo-Pie!
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Goldgrip
Goldgrip: Octupus and Pie mixed to be the ultimate monster
Damian_N.
Damian_N.: Warlic: I don't think I can take any more of this. Artix: DON'T RELOAD THE PAGE! *100 more comments* *Warlic uses transport spell* Artix: Well he having nightmares later...
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Damian_N.
Damian_N.: *he's*
protronicus
protronicus: hmmm... how about itchy-bro curlysaky? a skeleton with hair, which is infested with lice and ticks and he has horrible dandruff? P.S: it's a parody of ichigo kurosaki.
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protronicus
protronicus: whoops. forgot to add something. itchy-bro wields an enormous pair of either scissors or a electric shaver. however, because it's so big, itchy-bro can't use it to cut the hair on his head.
Damian_N.
Damian_N.: zaplivecake parody of pewdiepie
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Tiamaat
Tiamaat: Here's some more Ram Page: school or office work got you down? It will now with it's fierce horns. Freezer(DBZ): It will destroy you all... slowly and then there's desert! Kenshin Femura(Ruroni Kenshin): the legendary hero slayer wielding a femur or femur handled katana. Melt in Mouths: Mouths full of melted chocolate candy, since they don't melt in your hands. Gray Skull(He-Man): it has the Poweeeeerrrrrr! and Sporko: the clumsy magical spork. Gum-Ra the Everlasting (Thundercats): Ancient Spearmints of Evil transform this chewed form! Veloci-Rapper: This dino has some bling and knows how to sing (not the best rap rhyme I knowe). Book Wyrm: Is it a book? Is it a dragon? Do you really have time to think about that? Pie-Eye: It's a pie with an eye that shoots lasers? Duck Taped: A duck mummified with duck tape. When you don't have good insurance there's always duck tape? It is all purpose. Siamese Siamese Cats: the arch rival of Cerberus. Noobiean Lion: Acts like a tough lion but asks a lot of questions. l33t 33l(wasn't this in AQ Classic? still good tho): You're more likely to get hacked than shocked by this eel. Psyclops: A psychic cyclops. It's third eye is it's only eye. Cubey(Kyuubi from Naruto): A fiery nine tailed cube fox of destruction. Edgar Raven Poet: A tragic Raven who will see you nevermore after it kills you. The Write Knight (rather than white knight): After all the pen is mightier than the sword. Boom Box: It's explosive and makes the neighbors complain. Smart Phone: It's so smart it's now an evil genius. Sonic the Hedge Trimmer: think Sweeny Todd Meets Sonic the Hedgehog. Femme Fatality: Scorpio as a girl (or at least a mortal combat character). Artificial Krieger: Someone made an evil Artix robot?! The End: Perhaps a monster (the dreaded full moon?) but actually the end of my suggestions :)
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dalvin1995
dalvin1995: What is the title of the new gamei want to know wat to search in the future
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Zerad
Zerad: Uni-CORN: A piece of corn that rides a unicycle.
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Zerad
Zerad: Scare Crow: A crow that goes around scaring people.
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Clergy
Clergy: Troll-ith and his army of sparring ponies.
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Allsaint
Allsaint: Gyrodos, a living sandwich dragon that spits rotisserie roasted meat (google gyro).
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Allsaint
Allsaint: Sauced K, a ninja named K who disguises himself using various cursed sauces.
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Vinibark
Vinibark: nyan dog- has a cake body (MMMMM CAKE)and leaves a trail of bows and rain
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Legendium
Legendium: Can we please put Dage the Sneevil back into this? As for monster names, how about the Drakborn? A viking warrior who's vital hit spot is his knee (Particularly vulnerable to arrows), and uses vocal attacks to hit the player character.
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Mannoroth
Mannoroth: Oh i know! Slender boy a faceless tiny boy who abducts adults hehe (slender man)
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Mannoroth
Mannoroth: The rock! a awesome wrestling rock! If you smeelll!! what the ROCK is cooking!
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dragonmaker
dragonmaker: pinkie a small monster that bellen controls
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reallysillydude
reallysillydude: Porkachu? What happened to Pockey Chew?
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velc
velc: He ate so much pork he BECAME THE PORK Dun dun duuuuunnnn
fireknight27
fireknight27: Not Zoo a pyro-dracomancer who owns a large amounts of fire zoo spirits but he hates being called by his last name ZOO
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undeadarti
undeadarti: A giant twilly called 'GodTwiily' that stomps the player!
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Slidey6
Slidey6: Bone Appetit!: The skeleton chef. Count Spatula: Vampire Chef. Sebutchure: Sepulture's cousin, the butcher. Grave Riggers: Weird little dudes that rig graveyards with traps. Magikarpet: A magical fish carpet with unhealthily large eyes. Gumboo: A ghost that died by being smothered in gum and possesses gum to smother the living. Abrakebabra: A magician with the power of kebabs. Frankenswine: A beats made from the sewn up pieces of dead pigs (drops magic bacon! Added this one in for Cysero :D)
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mark020890
mark020890: payme pond: (amy pond from docter who) a money eating viciouse pond that works with docter moo
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undeadarti
undeadarti: I have another! Sock puppet : A evil possessed giant sock that is controlled by a mad blacksmith (Evil Cysero)!
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Paradox
Paradox: Pinappolsupprise: looks like a pineapple but shoots grenades at you :3
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Kraft
Kraft: TA(U)RDIS
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GhazySJ
GhazySJ: LOL
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undeadarti
undeadarti: Mc-donalds: half Mickey, half Donald and leads an army of cartoon characters
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undeadarti
undeadarti: How many am I coming up with? Hogger : a wereboar (aqw) that steals your weapons and uses them against you.
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undeadarti
undeadarti: God man! 7th! Teddy: A GIANT TEDDY BEAR THAT DESTROYS SCHOOL!Wait, that's actually good.GO TEDDY!
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undeadarti
undeadarti: 5th one!Neopets:a neon dog that controls rainbows and has taken over a world called neopia and controls the people there.
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