Artix is Back and He Wasn't in the Box!

Artix is back in the Underground Lab!

He actually arrived on a plane, not in the box that he addressed to himself and shipped to the office (as some of you suggested). That was a relief! If he had been in that box, he would've only been about 2 feet tall or VERY compacted. Also, he probably would've suffocated by now.

Actually, late last week we got a second box from Artix, also addressed to Artix. If he hadn't arrived on schedule, we would've opened both boxes just to make sure he wasn't inside one of them.

Yesterday we FINALLY got to open the boxes... technically Artix opened the boxes himself, but the stuff inside was for everyone at the lab! Inside were lots of yummy goodies, foreign CDs, video games, action figures, coasters, wigs, and lots of other really cool things! It's now official that if a package arrives at the Underground Lab, it has awesome stuff inside. This should become a written rule for the Underground Lab Official Employee Handbook. (Yes, the handbook exists, in case you were wondering... and it has rules in there about eating the last piece of gum from the DF table, also rules about [confidential information has been redacted].)

Artix really wanted to make a post yesterday, but as soon as he walked into the lab, he was buried under an avalanche of stuff that just sort of piled up while he was gone. He's slowly unburying himself and I'm sure he'll have a really good post for you guys when he can actually sit down at his desk to write it.

Artix's Statue

Earlier today, an AQW player sent Cysero a really cool video of an Artix statue that he built in Minecraft. Artix really liked it and wanted me to share it with all of you.