Working Day and Knight
Posted by Artix onBut it is hard to use the bathroom in Plate Armor
When most people see a Knight in full plate armor the first thing they usually think is, "COOOL!" But not you. Not any more at least. Because the next time you look at a Knight you are going to think, "Oh man, how hard is it to go to the bathroom in that?" It takes around 10 minutes for a squire to properly strap the chest piece, arms, shoulders and legs on you. So... answering the call to become a Paladin? Easy. Answering nature's call? Well, think about your evil undead foes, not... waterfalls. Doing the pee-pee dance in full plate armor is sorta embarrasing.
| Lothalis: | I thought that's why the Fauld (the metal "skirt") was created? |
| Artix: | Have you ever tried using one of those in a urinal? |
| Lothalis: | ... |
| Eonaleth: | Are you wearing the special pants? |
| Artix: | ? |
| Eonaleth: | I learned about it when I was in England! How do you not know about the special pants!? |
| Artix: | *changing subject abruptly* ...when you go to wash your hands the gauntlets rust. |
| Lothalis: | This is exactly why I became a Witch. |
| Lothalis: | Wait... now I am a Defender so I get to see first hand. #UpgradeClassProblem |